{"id":1576,"date":"2011-02-19T00:12:46","date_gmt":"2011-02-19T05:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/?p=1576"},"modified":"2011-09-16T03:14:19","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T09:14:19","slug":"traffic-sign-theft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/?p=1576","title":{"rendered":"Traffic sign theft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, one of my faithful blog readers suggested I should add a little sex &#038; crime to my reporting. Here we go. Thursday night I did some major bar-hopping with a friend who is visiting from San Francisco and my couchsurfing host Akimbo in Manhattan. I don&#8217;t remember how I managed to spend those $100 on food and drinks in just one night. At some point I decided I was done partying and went home to my couch in Brooklyn. It&#8217;s a rather industrial area. While walking from the subway station to my place I caught those youngsters on tape stealing a traffic sign. I am pretty sure this is a criminal act &#8211; my work is done here. (Yes, I know I know, this is a little lame for a crime story. Hopefully the sex tape will be more exciting&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h7WTBfeZdxg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>PS. I cut the funniest part of the video which was my continuous burping in the background. It was just too embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><strong>Update:<\/strong><\/span> Due to high demand, I changed my mind. Here is the missing sound:<br \/>\n<audio controls preload=none style=\"padding-top:20px\"><source src=\"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/traffic_sign_theft_hickup.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mp3\">[Browser zu antik]<\/audio> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, one of my faithful blog readers suggested I should add a little sex &#038; crime to my reporting. Here we go. Thursday night I did some major bar-hopping with a friend who is visiting from San Francisco and my couchsurfing host Akimbo in Manhattan. I don&#8217;t remember how I managed to spend those $100 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1576"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2768,"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions\/2768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/pan-am.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}